The 1029hp Bisimoto Honda Odyssey feature is live now!

"Fred (FreddsterExprs)" (freddsterexprs) 02/27/2014 at 05:37 • Filed to: None

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The end result of all of Bisimoto's work is images like this – a minivan absolutely destroying its front tires on the street. Even at daily driver boost settings (600 horsepower), there's no traction in gears 1-3 and at full boost, you won't find traction in any gear. As Bisi says, that just means less stress on the drivetrain!

Head over to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for the full feature. I am in love, although I personally would decamber the rear wheels and loose the stickers on the rear window.

JustWaitingForAMate > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/27/2014 at 05:41

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When you absolutely, positively need to get the kids to school in the morning...accept no substitutes.

CRider > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/27/2014 at 05:41

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I am in love, although I personally would decamber the rear wheels and loose the stickers on the rear window.

I was thinking exactly that while looking at the picture, and then I read it.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > JustWaitingForAMate 02/27/2014 at 06:02

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It's a wise investment - you can probably sleep 5 minutes longer each morning!

Tekamul > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/27/2014 at 06:57

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At least it's on an air suspension, so you can get it off the ground.
Probably the best part of the build, it's a 6 speed stick!

f86sabre > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/27/2014 at 07:27

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That is a Jalop approved van right there. Not thrilled about the amount of camber on the rear, but otherwise it is cool.

Textured Soy Protein > CRider 02/27/2014 at 08:47

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Looking at the link, it's on air bags. So they're probably not actually driving around with it dumped so low like that.

TJDMAX > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/27/2014 at 10:19

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And we thought that a "Hot" hatchback with 300 hp would have a lot of torque steer.....1029hp going through the front wheels? I can't imagine how difficult this would be to control, but probably hilariously fun to drive. Definitely would get the kids to school in a hurry if you could keep it from going into a ditch or tree.

venivelovici > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 12:42

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Is the vacuum cleaner chipped by any chance?

dbx6 > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 13:27

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hmmm... I thought the Odyssey's transmissions were prone to failure because they were under-engineered for the stock engine and weight of the vehicle as it is...

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > dbx6 02/28/2014 at 13:39

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I am sure Bisimoto upgraded:

Six-speed conversion with Acura TL type S gearbox, custom dash-mounted shifter, Spec stage 5 clutch and aluminum flywheel, custom Bisimoto axles

If there is one guy knowing what he's doing, then it's Bisi. He has got quite the parts catalogue.

PNW20v > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 14:37

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If you are a car guy, you cannot like this. Seriously. SO ridiculous, So bad ass. And yet so out of the norm my mind almost cant handle it. If you talk crap about this, you are a hater and fan boy plain a simple; not an enthusiast.

PNW20v > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 14:38

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Oops I fail typed on my comment, and now I cant find it to edit it. Super =P

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > PNW20v 02/28/2014 at 15:10

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Kinja'd I guess. :D

Slighty_Less_Cooler_190e > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 15:18

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I would have just jimmied a F20c motor in it for RWD versus FWD just because money clearly wasn't a problem here.

PNW20v > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 02/28/2014 at 15:25

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Lolol... You got it. When will "Kinja'd" be put in the dictionary as a real thing?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > PNW20v 02/28/2014 at 15:28

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There is a documentary in the works:
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/kinjad-a-docum…

PNW20v > PNW20v 02/28/2014 at 15:30

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Ahhh here is my fail comment. Still cant edit tho lmao.

steelbluesleepr > PNW20v 02/28/2014 at 15:32

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...you mean a car guy cannot NOT like this?

PNW20v > steelbluesleepr 02/28/2014 at 15:35

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Bahahaha... You got it. couldnt change it.

OneHeadLight > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 03/03/2014 at 14:40

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Why?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > OneHeadLight 03/03/2014 at 14:46

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Wrong question! Why not sooner, and why the hell not?

jpunk > TJDMAX 03/03/2014 at 16:17

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You don't get torque steer when both wheels completely break traction if you so much as look at the gas pedal. I doubt this beast gets "steer" of any kind while accelerating :D

phimuskapsi > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 05/16/2016 at 13:04

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Loved when Rut drove this on Top Gear USA.